January 1, 2007

  • So my brother is putting in an addition to his house and they want to get a bidet.  I found this online and we laughed so hard that we started crying.  I like the wording.   Enjoy!

    Many diseases can
    be transmitted to our rectal and
    genital regions by using bathroom
    tissues. Using a bidet is especially
    recommended for senior citizens,
    children, pregnant women, and those
    who suffer from obesity, constipation,
    and hemorrhoids. It is especially
    good for feminine hygiene.

    FACT :P roper cleaning of your
    sensitive intimate areas is more
    important than washing your face!
    When we don't wash our face, dirt,
    germs and other impurities that
    remain can cause minor skin problems.
    However, neglecting to properly
    care for your more personal areas
    can result in much more serious
    diseases.

    After "doing your duty"
    in the restroom, it is CRITICAL
    that you use care in washing your
    "hiney" and surrounding
    areas. If neglected, any remaining
    waste and bacteria can lead to some
    of the scary infections listed above!
    Feel the difference between cleansing
    sensitive private body parts with
    a bidet and the old way of wiping
    them with irritating toilet paper!

    Benefits:

    The age-old concept
    of personal hygiene of your intimate
    areas with water is still common
    practice today--by using a bidet.

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